"Sometimes it gets on the internet".
"Alex is a woman who’s great in the sack. He knows how to work his vagina."
- Jes
"I had the strongest urge to just STAB HIM"
- Jes
"I feel guilty eating peanuts in class because I know someone’s gonna die but I don’t care LOL"
- Jes
"Do people ever find balls attractive?"
- Jes
"You should see me after a shift at DQ… I am Chocolate SAUCED…"
- Jes
"What if instead of getting boners, you grew more testicles?"
- Jes
"There are only two types of people in this world, those who walk through the Gordon Gate and those who walk around it."
- Jes
